Lies Men Tell women

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

101 Lies that Men Tell Women! Current mood: determined 1. I'll call you. 2. I love you. 3. You're the only one. 4. I've never felt this way about anyone else. 5. I've got to work late at the office tonight. 6. That's the best sex I've ever had. 7. You've got the most beautiful eyes 8. No, I'm not married 9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home. 10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong. 11. I'm ready to make a commitment. 12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink. 13.My wife and I haven't had sex in years. 14. We'll get married as soon as I ... 15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. 16. It's not that I don't care- I just have to spend more time with my kids. 17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life. 18. I've been celibate since we broke up. 19. I could never lie to you. 20. I can still last all night 21. I always use a condom 22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field) 23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up 24. I tested HIV negative 25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up 26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you 27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big 28. I'm too tired 29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend 30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best 31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before 32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe 33. I'd never do anything to hurt you. 34. I want to grow old with you 35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives 36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us 37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy 38. I'm going to leave my wife 39. You're nothing at all like my mother 40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me 41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do 42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends 43. I think older women are the most exciting 44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company) 45. What attracts me to you is your mind 46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty 47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come 48. I've never had an affair before 49. You're the only one who understands me 50. I've never been in therapy 51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me 52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else 53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years 54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair? 55. Your career is as important as mine 56. I promise you that I'll change 57. I want us to remain close friends always 58. My wife and I have an understanding 59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me 60. I don't masturbate 61. Let's be friends first 62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing 63. I'd like you even if you were a man 64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me 65. The difference between us will bring us even closer 66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids 67. No, I never said that 68. You make me feel like a kid again 69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office) 70. I'll move wherever you want 71. Of course I'm not bored with you 72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll...... 73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body 74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those 75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours 76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you 77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind 78. Sure, I'll watch the kids 79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you. 80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire 81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard 82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's 83. No one's ever turned me on like you do 84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about 85. I'll never tell 86. Relax, she's just a friend 87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out 88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic 89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing 90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying 91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes 92. No, I don't think you're fat 93. You're the woman I should have married 94. I'm going to be focusing on my wokr for a while now. 95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father 96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married 97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.) 98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone 99. This time I'm really serious 100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference 101. I'll always take care of you.